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    here is what passes for 6th grade humor these days:

    hey dad, what do you say to a person who tells you that 'you should always lift with your back'?

    "that ****tard should go get a job!"

    thankfully, i am sure he will not be pursuing a career as an osha inspector, no offense to osha inspectors.

    (you don't want to hear the rest of this morning's comedy routine at my house).
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    We went a little red, but OMG!

    THIS IS WHERE I WOULD PUT SOMETHING TO REPRESENT MY THINKING, BUT THEN THEY SHOW UP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frixxxx View Post
    We went a little red, but OMG!

    OMG, that is soooooo true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frixxxx View Post
    We went a little red, but OMG!

    If he had any emotional intelligence, he would provide a localized anesthetic, a mirror and some surgical tools, so that she has the ability and willingness to recognize and remove the nail from her own head, in the right time and in the right way.
    Last edited by jpcavin; 04-08-2015 at 11:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    If he had any emotional intelligence, he would provide a localized anesthetic, a mirror and some surgical tools, so that she has the ability and willingness to recognize and remove the nail from her own head, in the right time and in the right way.
    if my rosetta stone venus to mars translator is working correctly, i think she means rellim reeb and a hammer.
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    Interesting, I showed my wife the video this morning, I don't think she found it amusing, perhaps she had a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by JTH View Post
    Interesting, I showed my wife the video this morning, I don't think she found it amusing, perhaps she had a headache
    Finally some good use for that hammer.

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  17. #1017

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    I'm in stage 4 right now. 😕 Have a good day.

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    A humorous, sad, but true commentary. (Full disclosure: I watched this on my cell phone )


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    Well, here is a clever solution to our preoccupation with our phones.


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    That is a REAL sickness!



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