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Nordakota Cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and hears about onefor sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for younon-Scandahoovians out der). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looksat the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the titand pulls...the cow farts. Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling thecow, then reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow fartsagain. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cowand takes her home.
He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, ' Sven,come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and see vat happens.'Sven reaches under, pulls the **** - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?' Ole issurprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'
Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota.'
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boy walks into his parent's bedroom and sees his mom and dad doing it and asks daddy what are you doing to mommy? dad says go watch tv son, i'm getting you a little sister. kid says ah hell no dad, do it doggie style, i want a puppy!
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This little test is based on how cool you were in High School based on what crowd you ran with, what car you drove, type of girl you dated...etc. It's surprisingly accurate. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. Have some fun with it !!
Click below:
COOL PERSON TEST
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And it seems to be highly accurate.Originally Posted by James48843
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Damn.
Outsourcing has even hit the Unionized Elves up at the north pole.
Did you see this "Letter to Santa" printed in the paper this morning?
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And on another note- this just in.
Sounds like the Elf Toymaker's Union (E.T.U. Local 261) is demanding changes, or else they will go on strike.
http://theenthusiastblog.com/2011/12...er-north-pole/
Some of their demands include :
1) Free healthcare for same-sex Elves, including dental coverage.
2) Economic equality and an end to corporate greed
3) Independence of the Magical Hidden Christmas Realm of the North Pole from the United States and its establishment as an independent nation, rather than a United States Territory
4) Cessation of all overseas outsourcing by Santa’s Workshop, Inc.
5) MacBook Pros
6) Absolution of all Elf debt
7) Legalization of both medical and recreational pixie dust
8) Greener practices in Santa’s Workshop, including solar panels
9) Higher wages
10) Not to have to breathe second-hand smoke from Santa’s pipe
More:
http://theenthusiastblog.com/2011/12...er-north-pole/
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Last edited by James48843; 12-14-2012 at 10:40 AM.
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What do all the female reindeer do while the guys pull the sled?
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They get dressed, head to town - to blow a few bucks. :toung:
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Well, I feel totally safe now!
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mayan humor
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