The Monkey Bar

**The_Technician** · 02-05-2007, 04:47 PM

Welcome one and all....take your shoes off and get a fresh drink.....take a load off and no worries mates.....its party time while ya here!!!!

**The_Technician** · 02-05-2007, 04:48 PM

Does anybody thats in the "G" have any good jokes, lets here them.....by the way if you're not in the "G" you can't post here.....

You might say that those here in the Monkey Bar are up to some monkey business......

**Birchtree** · 02-05-2007, 04:59 PM

Are you not discriminating against the rabid investor? I own a 2%G position will that make me welcome?

**The_Technician** · 02-05-2007, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Birchtree

Are you not discriminating against the rabid investor? I own a 2%G position will that make me welcome?

No way Hos'e, any position is good here, just keep it light and have a great time....

Hey Birchy, what do think I should get for a bouncer.....maybe I should go in the jungle of the Congo.....get a big 'ole Silverback....big monkey...

Anybody got any pictures of a good looking strapping Silverback that would take the job.....this internet Cafe needs a good one.....

**nnuut** · 02-05-2007, 05:10 PM

Jose

**Fivetears** · 02-05-2007, 05:13 PM

How 'bout this one?

Originally Posted by The_Technician

Anybody got any pictures of a good looking strapping Silverback that would take the job.....this internet Cafe needs a good one.....

**Fivetears** · 02-05-2007, 05:13 PM

Sorry.

**nnuut** · 02-05-2007, 05:34 PM

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, yeeek, yeek, yeekkkkk, ahhh, ahhh!

**Birchtree** · 02-05-2007, 05:37 PM

Gulp!

**gnfishn** · 02-05-2007, 05:41 PM

Jokes?

Here we go. President Bush is exiting his helicopter at his ranch and he has a small pig squirming under each arm. At the bottom of the steps, he asks the Marine standing at attention to hold the pigs for him. "I got one of these for Hillary and one for Nancy Pelosi" said Bush to the Marine. The Marine responded to Bush...... " You made a good trade, Sir!"

gnfishn