Thread: Screwy News

donkey 1, islam 0.

MUSLIM MAN KILLED BY DONKEY HE WAS ABOUT TO RAPE - Linkis.com

The donkey, however, was not about to let that happen, and allegedly, it proceeded to kick the Sheikh man in the face following by three strong kicks to the chest. The man fell to the ground and allegedly suffered for some time before dying next to the angry animal.

Online survey finds 8 in 10 adults have sexted - CNN.com

Sexting often gets a bad rap as risky behavior associated with sexual harassment, unwanted sexual advances or worse, especially for teens. The research aims to "reframe sexting as a positive relationship behavior,"

i think it is safe to assume that far less than 82% of tsptalkers engage in sexting, otherwise i would be getting a whole lot more messages.

Texas judge tells defendant in assault case the sentence is marriage or jail | Fox News

Iowa man takes stoned selfie with arresting cop - San Antonio Express-News

Originally Posted by jpcavin

Cougar petter! I wonder what his rap sheet says, cougarphile?

Was it heavy petting or light petting?

Idaho replaces mile marker 420 with 419.9 to thwart stoners | Fox News

Turns out, Idaho isn't alone in this problem. States like Washington and Colorado have also replaced 420 signs with 419.9 after consistently having to replace them after thefts by supposed sticky-fingered stoners.

i too am a road sign affectionado, although in my foolish younger collector days, i tended prefer mile marker 69.

Nicki Minaj statue repeatedly groped, getting a rethink | Fox News

Madame Tussaud’s has responded to the criticism and fondling of its wax figure of Minaj – on all fours with her behind in the air – by saying it will rethink the display, according to The Guardian, even though Minaj herself has said she loves it.

well, duh... what did they think was going to happen?

Originally Posted by burrocrat

Idaho replaces mile marker 420 with 419.9 to thwart stoners | Fox News



i too am a road sign affectionado, although in my foolish younger collector days, i tended prefer mile marker 69.

burro
stop play n you STILL prefer mile marker 69 I bet....

Originally Posted by GUCHI

burro
stop play n you STILL prefer mile marker 69 I bet....

are you single... ?

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/09/16/guess-which-abc-show-will-feature-full-frontal-nudity.html?intcmp=hplnws

There, in all his glory, was Kermit the Frog – touting an “adult” version of the beloved children’s show...
“What can I say?” Kermit says in one promo. “I’m attracted to pigs.”...
How many parents want to explain the punchline of the interspecies dating scene to their five-year-old?

i think this is actually for real, and you thought 'south park' was bad? c'mon man, i'm trying to raise a normal kid here.